Oyster Bay

Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.

Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?

Person 2: *shakes head*

by Daddysmoney123456 December 24, 2019

Guantanaball bay

In reference to a males scrotum, which has been detaining sperm only to be released during a female partners ovulation for the purposes of reproduction.

“We are trying to have a baby and tonight we are going to free the little guys from Guantanaball Bay!”

by JJ&BJ August 13, 2021

Bantanamo Bay

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.

1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.

by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Legal Bay

code word for The Pirate Bay. Used in electronic communications to prevent being flagged by NSA, in conversations to avert eavesdropping DRM supporters, or just as an ironic alternative to "The Pirate Bay."

Person 1: "Bro, I just downloaded all the seasons of The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, and Breaking Bad on Legal Bay!"

Person 2: "Legal Bay? WTF is that?"

Person 1: "urbandictionary.com"

by mcng January 6, 2014

Misery Bay

A place in the Upper Penisula of Michigan. The best place ever.

"You going to Misery Bay?"

"Yeah, it's the place to be!"

by DUDUDUDUDUD# July 15, 2009

Hail bays

The dyslexic version of hay bails that my brain came up with.

You- Oh look at those hail bays!!!
Person- You mean hay bails...?
You- Leave me and my dyslexia be...

by ~Avacodo~ August 11, 2021

Oyster Bay

In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small

i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.

by big tore December 9, 2017