Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
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Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK
Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"
by Duff9 February 25, 2011
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Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.
We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.
by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013
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feeling the bacon

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.
Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A
by dantesfryingpan February 25, 2014
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Bacon Fist

a two man band known for they're unique style of music. Which consists of blends of Hip-Hop and Techno.
Tom: Yo man, you check out that Bacon Fist mixtape i gave you?

Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!
by NY4Life November 12, 2013
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Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.
Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual
by Swag bacon November 06, 2014
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Making bacon

by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004
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