August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.

Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "

by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021

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Ágúst

Someone who os very smart and hilarious. Sarcastic in every way but strong. He can fight better for his friends then himself. A tough nut with a hard shell. Usually from a Scandinavian background. A good friend. The best you can find.

1: Wow that guy is really tough

2: Yeah, he must be an Ágúst...

by Fretting Fred December 31, 2018

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Augusto

A EPIC dude. He is awesome.

Someone: Augusto is awesome

by Sh00ter March 13, 2012

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August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019

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