urban adiction

What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.

Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?

Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!

by L1n3s October 10, 2015

Tiktok addition

When you tell yourself your only going to watch 5 more videos but then look at the time and realize you’ve been on tiktok for 5 hours. Aka every basic girl.

Omg I have a tiktok addition.

by Thepenispull April 27, 2020

Repetitive addition

Multiplication

Come here and fill me up with your love juice rn daddy 😩

Repetitive addition is the opposite of division

by DICKWARIO June 21, 2021

Jealous admiration

When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.

"I have a lot of jealous admiration of your dad.", Said your best friend with a smirk.

by Middasqweed August 27, 2021

Body Admiration

Admiring someone's body specifically females in boyshorts or panties.

During our body admiration session she let me sniff her panties.

by Mario456 November 14, 2021

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a virus that spreads rapidly, to only females. If you catch this virus you will be tempted to have more than one man. And can possibly make you a big ass HOE. So ladies please avoid from getting this virus and stay safe.

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022