diamond nipples

When your nipple is so hard it could cut diamonds

My nipples are so hard I have diamond nipples

by Blastmastr644 March 13, 2015

The Unusual Diamond

A smalltown youtuber with an Unusual Hairli- I mean the unusual diamond

Guys, it be the unusual hairline I mean

The Unusual Diamond

by Yeahboi2018 May 9, 2018

Bat Diamond

All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.

After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.

by alucidreality February 16, 2010

hard as a diamond

it's what you call lei

lei's as hard as a diamond

by birdofpreyprime May 14, 2021

Diamond waterfall

When you piss on a girl's face or mouth and your piss is clear

Shit got so freaky last night I gave her a diamond waterfall and soaked the bed. She looked like a thousand dollars after that.

by Yosuke8-bit June 21, 2021

Conflict Diamond

Something you have to buy your significant other after a really big fight.

"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."

by CmAC October 5, 2015

Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021