church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.

"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"

by burgundy14 August 21, 2014

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro”

A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”

by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025

Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.

Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.

by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022

Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.

“Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”

by The Elvis Pressley April 18, 2019