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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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Orange Goblin

One of many phrases to describe Donald Trump for his horrible spray tan.
Sweet Jesus!!! Trump's spray tan has him looking like an orange goblin. That or he was brought in on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019
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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!
by crusoe90 March 28, 2017
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Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021
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Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
by wheey34 October 31, 2015
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Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
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