bed pan

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

put it to bed

to take care of something.

Just need a conclusion on this paper. Then I can put it to bed

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

big bed

A bed, owned by a suga mama, that is bigger than your own.

I went to her house, jumped in the big bed, and sent her into the wall.

by Green Guy February 6, 2007

bed heroin

Used to refer to a significant other who performs so well during sex that any gesture by them makes the person want to go to bed immediately.

My boyfriend changed the washer on my sink and I had to have some right there because he is just bed heroin.

by Digital Hairshirt January 11, 2009

Bed Angels

Making 'snow angels' on a bed. Can be used against the owner of said bed by threatening to perform Bed Angels while still dripping wet from the shower. Extra evil if still covered in soap suds.

Be warned. Those performing bed angels are momentarily vulnerable to having their clothes stolen by bed owner in retaliation.

(couple in the shower) Stop smacking my ass or I'll do bed angels!

by Bellagiofan December 28, 2009

bed crumbs

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.

damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.

by tonskie July 12, 2014

Bed Rat

Elliot

Elliot is a fucking bed rat!

by gottadeameveryday June 22, 2016