Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

sexuality wizard

An old man in a wizard costume that tells you your sexuality with 100% accuracy. But takes your right sock as a payment

Person 1: hey i visited the sexuality wizard yesterday
Person 2: cool

by Sldbldbdkvdhd June 6, 2021

Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.

Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?

by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex”

by Quasex October 4, 2020

Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.

I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?

by Cloobus February 4, 2014