twitchy wink syndrome

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005

pee winkie

the first hard-on of the day

John woke up sporting a pee winkie

by Mr Lyquegyna January 13, 2007

Henry Winkler

the Fonz

"'eyyy Mrs. C"

by elle mojo May 22, 2004

wink wink

a cute hi to say hello...or another way to break the silence in a chat

wink wink.. how are you?

wink wink... im bored

by ultimatered May 22, 2010

Winkie

An extremely adorable person.

Awww winkie ...

by Flare🌼 October 23, 2018

Sargent Winklepance

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.

"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009

wink

A term used to describe a white person who is enamored with east Asian culture; especially Japanese animation. Taken with the slur "chink" and substituting the "ch" with a "w". Similar to the wigger in its origin.

Dude, those fucking winks are in the Japan club, they oughta be shot.

by Wossen April 25, 2004