Wang in the wind

Adverb: it means to sit there just being useless

“Oh he’s just sitting there with his wang in the wind”

by The shitswizler69 December 12, 2021

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

Pigeon Wind

A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).

When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.

by BBeans November 22, 2010

wind banger

(n.) A slang term for a wind turbine; (n.) a slang term for a person who believes in green energy.

Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.

Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

Roping The Wind

You can't tame a wild person. You can't cage a wild animal. You can't catch the wind and keep it.

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.

by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022