Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 02, 2021
The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023
Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024