Victory Lap

When a guy goes around and visits all of the women he has nailed one by one

I took a victory lap last week, it took all day

by SloJamz September 1, 2015

victory lap

When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap

Hey man, what year are you?

Second year senior, i'm on my victory lap.

by chubaccatron August 22, 2006

victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011

Victor Hugo

19th Century author who had a habit of killing off every single character worth getting attached to. Seriously, if you think The Hunchback of Notre Dame is gonna be anything like the Disney movie you're in for a big surprise. He was basically the John Green of the 1800's except worse. Probably had a bottle of his reader's tears somewhere.

Hugo has been dead for almost 200 years but still manages to woo his readers through his pretty words. You will find yourself crying about the way he describes scenery. Really.

Person 1: I'm reading a Victor Hugo book!
Person 2: don't get attatched to any of the characters
Person 1: the kid won't die
Person 2: ....
Person 1: the leader?
Person 2: ....
Person 1: main character?
Person 2: ......yikes
Person 1: DAMMIT HUGO

by EveryManWillBeAKing April 19, 2015

Victory Royale

When you get a win on Fortnite. This completes your life automatically. To get a victory royale you must have at least IQ 200.

I just got victory royale bow down before me mere mortals

by Chase2D January 20, 2020

archaic victory

The above definition is mistaken. What the author is talking about is not an "archaic victory," but a Pyrrhic victory.

Tony Soprano would probably refer to a Pyrrhic victory as an archaic victory.

by palaeologos January 18, 2008

Victor Bravo

Victor Bravo is a slang term for the famous Australian beer VB. The initials of Victor Bravo are VB, hence the name.

God its hot, i could neck a nice cold Victor Bravo right now!

by whoopit4545 September 8, 2008