Vegitarian

Someone who thinks that by eating only vegetables they are saving lives of living organisms. But what they dont realize is that plants ARE living organisms and by killing plants they are in fact killing lving organisms. Duh.

Me: you want some bacon?

Them: uhgh NO im vegitarian! i dont kill other organisms for my benefit!

Me: you dumbass us humans are HETEROTROPHIC which means that for us to live other organisms must die, whether they're plants or animals. god read a fucking biology textbook.

by mercutio000000000000 March 25, 2010

Vegetarian

An old Indian word that means "Fool who cant fish, hunt, or work". Synonyms include "vegan", "liberal", and "hippie".

Vegetarian: "Hey, why do you need to own a gun? Animals have rights you know. Go to the store and buy meat that wasn't harmed or become a vegan or vegetarian instead."

Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."

Vegetarian: "Savage!"

Me: "Get a Job."

by TheMadHatter6_1_0 August 19, 2013

Vegetarian Day

Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.

Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.

by Carnivore subjected to cruelty May 7, 2011

Vegeterian Vampire

Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.

Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.

Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.

by JelloBello March 30, 2009

birth vegetarian

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish

Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end

by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013

vegemarian

1. one who believes in or practices the theory of a vegemarian diet.
2. a vegetarian diet that includes seafood

John is a vegemarian.

by The Daryl Moore January 13, 2009

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009