tyson

fav person ever. super cool. cracked at valorant

tyson’s gonna boost me uwu

by anisa888anny November 22, 2021

Tyson

This n*gga got a fat dick and is so sexy and charming

Bro you see that guy over there? He's such a Tyson

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson

He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024