If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
by denadacariño August 25, 2020
Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
by Anakiin February 21, 2023
When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
by Jason statue March 22, 2019
by brardin July 04, 2014
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
by Hogger09 April 05, 2022
by Fur turtle August 18, 2018
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 05, 2009