The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.
Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.
by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011
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Get the Muff Trumpet mug.A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.
Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.
Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.
by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007
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My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
by jadio August 14, 2003
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I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
by drix September 8, 2006
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Get the butt trumpet mug.1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
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