Tommy Bastow

This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.

oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!

by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010

c!tommy

C!tommy deserves everything he deserves the world <33 i hope c!tommy pillow is always cold, I hope he never has a bad hair day, I hope his charger works forever.

Have you heard of c!tommy?
Yeah! I love c!tommy so much! :D

by Lamp 🦕 September 15, 2021

Tommy Gun

A pint of beer with three olives and a splash of grinadine. Usually consumed at strip clubs. The olives start dancing like a lava lamp.

That Tommy Gun was bouncin and the hoes where intrigeud like moths to a flame!

by nickypop November 11, 2013

Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018

Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023

Your Tommy

Your Tommy (Or Tommyinnit) means that they are your best friend. Tommyinnit s known to be a loud, outgoing friend. Although younger, he is WAY taller than the other best friend. (Tubbo or, the Dyslexic one)

"You're My Tommy!"
"You're my Tubbo!"
Your Tommy or, the best friend

by MidBinary January 12, 2021

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017