Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

taking a grieb

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.

"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"

by Batman89 December 27, 2007

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018

Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

taking back sunday

the best kick-ass band to ever exist!

"hey whats your fave band?"
"Taking Back Sunday, idiot! they rock!"

by xoxotigerlilyxoxo April 10, 2007

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool.

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.

Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."

by T Money1981 August 25, 2009

taking a nash

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

by AuroraO September 27, 2010