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Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
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He curb stomped you

A roleplay action used by edgy speedtypers, and retarded CRPers from any roleplaying game in ROBLOX.
John D.: He walked here.
Speedtyper: He rushed over
Speedtyper: He tackled you to the ground
Speedtyper: He curb stomped you 100000000000 times
Speedtyper: react react react 54vck you voided)
John D.: (......)
by NjetMolotoff March 2, 2021
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curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street
Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders
by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023
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Curb sack

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
by themandarin September 6, 2013
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curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.
I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.
by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020
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Curb Stomp

1: v. To place another's head on the edge of the curb and stomp the back of their head, so as to break their teeth..

2: an genre of music where in heavy metal lyruics are paired with Dubstep Music.
1. I curb stomped Chad Chadzly last night.

2. Last night's curb stomp set was awesome!
by TerraSouris March 1, 2024
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