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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.
by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020
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tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"
person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"
by portlandwombat February 16, 2012
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Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?
Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
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Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.
by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023
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tiny pp role

Then God said, “Let there be light”
And by light, he meant tiny pp role, assigned to those who think whey can get original working source code of a C++ DLL.
neworigin85: dw bro im on it
everyone: tiny pp role it is then!
by skidaim January 30, 2021
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Tiny Turkey Jerky

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
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