Three Treats

Three Treats is when a person (preferably a woman) gets behind a dude and tongues his ass while "reaching around" and jacking him off. The third treat is when the free hand reaches up and massages his balls.

Robbie did the Three Treats on his Dad and earned $10 for gas money.

by D.W. Filson June 28, 2006

Mr Three Balls

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.

"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."

by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007

one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

Theresa-ing

The act of using writing utencils improperly, or all around goofing off in science class.

When Tess took my highlighter and started drawing randomly, she was theresa-ing.

by theresawastheresaing February 27, 2011

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013

Threeohhing

the act of random dancing and feeling like you are high... on life!

I love threeohhing so much that i want to go to Micky Mouse with Shamu and eat Taco Bell... see... im high on life!

by Kaysie Cornelius Gaskarth 5th February 14, 2009

three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 15, 2005