No Shit

Something you say to a dumb ass after they state the obvious.

OMG, you can drive!
Yeah, no shit.

by Lolage:) xxxx October 26, 2010

shit

acronym for "Sure Happy It's Thursday!"

Person 1: "Well, I'm Shit."
Person 2: "Excuse me?"
Person 1: "What, I just said I'm Sure Happy Its Thursday!"

by cpoohbear October 1, 2010

shit

the brown stuff that comes out your ass hole

lance took a shit on james kitchen floor after nick pissed all over his bathroom

by chach dog March 8, 2008

Shit

Street name for narcotic Meth (Methamphetamine).

Crackhead: How much is for an 8th of shit?

Drug dealer: 160 dollars

by Drugs are bad January 4, 2009

shit

happens

Shit happens.

by apb1993 February 20, 2011

shit

so happy it's thursday.

Good morning class. Shit

by The Bronze October 5, 2010

Shit

The act of releasing feces out of the rectum. You can also play games with ie. battle shits at school. When 2 people sit next to each other in a stall and see who can make the biggest splash

At school jon and eric were playing a game of battle shits and eric got his ass sunk

by Luckest guy ever June 13, 2008