by Worn Forrest February 08, 2022
When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity
Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
by pringlenads March 18, 2021
by CoolCat.9 November 18, 2022
The act of someone attempting to escape a difficult situation that they do not want to be a part of. This is usually executed using sly and sneaking forms such as crawling under tables.
by Tailor of Chaos March 24, 2023
When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.
Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.
by eL_dao January 12, 2025
The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.
by Tigwigger93 December 15, 2016
A orange nigger who has no friends and social life
He is a cuck to his girlfriend who is out of his league
He gains 300 pounds daily and is on life support
He tries to talk to girls but he stutters and spits all over their faces
He tried to sit with people but there was only 5 seats available
Dont be friends with him stay away Papa wiggle
He is a cuck to his girlfriend who is out of his league
He gains 300 pounds daily and is on life support
He tries to talk to girls but he stutters and spits all over their faces
He tried to sit with people but there was only 5 seats available
Dont be friends with him stay away Papa wiggle
by Papa wiggle August 23, 2024