They don't take any showers and they don't wear deodorant. They are some of the worst people at singing ever possible. Sometimes they are smart but most of the time they just door smak u. They may also ask you if you play pub-g
by Bigpp2000 February 25, 2020
Get the Mclain Twinsmug. Fuck Twins are two people who have sex so much that they develop a twin-like connection in which they say the same things at the same time and can predict what the other person is going to say.
The other day I really wanted tacos for dinner and when I came home my boyfriend had made tacos without me even telling him that was what I was craving. We are such fuck twins!
by Rae Bens April 9, 2018
Get the Fuck Twinsmug. When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
Get the Twins and a Halfmug. by TriggerJug July 4, 2023
Get the Twin Shotmug. The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.
Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.
Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.
Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.
Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
by Dirty dan1235 December 14, 2019
Get the Twin Twistermug. In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009
Get the parasitic twinmug. **MOST IMPORTANT RULE:
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
"Hey, I heard your twin is running for treasurer."
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
by twintwintwin May 20, 2010
Get the twin rulebookmug.