You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.
by pink6789 February 1, 2009
Get the Brown cardmug. A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.
by nick_ga January 19, 2007
Get the gay cardmug. Seemingly "innocent and sweet" gestures, disguising an individual's true perverted intentions towards another
by Kris Mo December 29, 2008
Get the creepy cardmug. While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".
by SydneyAus February 13, 2007
Get the Deal the cardsmug. by Crono February 24, 2003
Get the credit cardmug. A card that doesn't actually exist, but certifies that you are male. The man card can be taken away in two circumstances. One: your girlfriend wants to keep it.
Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.
Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.
1. John had a five-star man card, but the brohood was required to take it when he wore a dress to prom.
2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.
2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.
by Saiyt November 10, 2010
Get the Man Cardmug. A synonym for virginity. Used in expresions questioning whether someone is willing to give up their virginity.
by gone-lagg January 13, 2010
Get the v-cardmug.