lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.
Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.
by Amherstdude August 19, 2022
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meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013
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Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
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Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!
by Monsterwescoast April 08, 2024
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Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp
by Splashzone101 October 09, 2018
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lava lamp

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
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Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp
Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp
by Johnnydoe April 07, 2025
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