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Granddaddy Issues

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues
by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023
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Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.
This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.
by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
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Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023
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Skill Issue

When you win a game of Hex-A-Gon against your friend and he says that he was unlucky
Bad player: "You only beat me because of luck"
Good player: "sounds like a skill issue"
by imliterallyjustthebest = August 14, 2022
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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues
Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
mugGet the tissues: four issuesmug.

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