The genius maneuver

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.

"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

by The man in the bushes April 8, 2024

fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019

national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

genius

Someone who is very good at flips.

Kurtis: I'm just rolling with it, just somersaulting, like a genius.

Baby: *does a flip*

Baby Co: What a genius!

by Georgina the raven July 20, 2022

Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

by kople700 July 22, 2018

Stable Genius

First heard when Donald Trump described himself as a stable genius, implying that he was a very bright individual. Trump who had and continues to demonstrate he is anything but a genius, means the term takes on quite a different meaning. Instead, it is used when describing a person who has demonstrated an unusually low intellect. When used to describe a person or a person's behavior, it references an extreme idiot who is totally aware of how poorly he is perceived by all those around him.

Ronald is known for being a stable genius because his views and actions are unusually misguided, incompetent, out of touch with reality, and quite frankly illogical and just plain dumb.

by MrJjustinTime November 12, 2020

Genius shmake

The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".

P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.

by KizzyClaaaartter April 23, 2022