Urethra Franklin

When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

by Ethan Benowitz January 14, 2025

Urethra Franklin

When you smush your pee hole up against some else’s pee hole, pee into their pee hole, and then just pee back and forth.

I asked Timon if he wanted to Urethra Franklin with me, but he got a UTI from Urethra Franklining with Samael last week.

by Ethan Benowitz January 14, 2025

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Franklin

A large bald man, usually married to a “Karen”

Walks like he’s been bummed by a ten foot barge pole and drinks cheap lager.

Likes to think he’s right all the time

Have you seen that guy over there?

Yeah, what a tosser, looks like a right Franklin,

by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025

Carmel Catholic High School - CDN & Erica Franklin

So let’s talk more abt Carmel, hey I’m new here or wtv but let’s talk… so Eric Franklin a “librarian and CDN Director” he is so fucking ugly and stupid, he literally talks shit with his favorite students AJ Escamilla and Mark fisher lmao, but he’s so weird and thinks he’s the shirt he’s a dictator and tells everyone what to do, but who would listen to a bitch who can’t have a good haircut… he’s apparently married but who would marry that, but he talks so much shit behind people’s back but won’t say shit to our face.. then he so demanding like we don’t have lived and h has no reason to have this he’s basically pointless I can do CDN by my damn self! Then the stupid ass freshman he brought into the school are too fucking slow to do OBS like OBS is so fucking easy but Eric also is a bully he said so much shit to students that regular teachers would be fired, but yes he needs help mentally so yall should help him… P.S. - BHC

Carmel Catholic High School - CDN & Erica Franklin

by BedazzledHaterClub February 24, 2025