A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020
This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.
"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"
by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022
A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.
by BarthVader7 March 19, 2022
A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.
This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”
The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:
- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot
Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:
- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad
This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”
The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:
- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot
Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:
- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad
Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."
by Kusof’dyourmom February 13, 2022
An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.
I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.
by damfarmer October 03, 2011
Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 May 24, 2018