A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
Get the Tend to my cropsmug. Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 5, 2019
Get the crop dustingmug. 
As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the bumper cropmug. When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015
Get the You're the cream to my cropmug. "Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
Get the Crotch-Cropmug. Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra
by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016
Get the Crop dustingmug.