NBA woulda counted it

Phrase used in sarcasm when a basket ball goes no where near the hoop.

(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.

by runedreamer March 23, 2008

make it count minutes

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.

Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.

by Feisty Squirrel October 2, 2011

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018