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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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Shitter-Mentality

The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.
Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality
by Non-shitter January 16, 2021
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shitter toke

Damn, that was a good shitter toke
by Champagne papi February 11, 2019
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shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump
Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem
by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017
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Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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