Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Get the Shitter's Dilemmamug. by dettmann5 April 22, 2018
Get the Dog Shittermug. Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.
by Thrasherff August 25, 2018
Get the Shitter Narniamug. Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Get the Shitter's Dilemmamug. someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022
Get the shower shittermug. A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.
by OutermostGold October 3, 2022
Get the Scottish Shittermug. A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
Get the Jack the Shittermug.