Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

mule

A mule is usually referred to as someone who transports drugs from where they were made (usually illegal drugs) to somewhere else where it can then be sold.

Who is that?
That’s the mule, he’s about to go drop off a 10 key

by SMURFFRICKINSMASHER June 6, 2025

Francis the talking mule

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Mule

Short retarded horse.

“My wiener is like a Mule.”

by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020