Ian

Very very very very very tall

Ian

by Wallyirod October 13, 2019

Ian

ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.

“oh look there’s ian.”

by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020

Ian

A boy who is a little awkward, very nice, but too nice, and rather annoying

"Oh fuck ian texted me 59 smiley faces in one day"

by Fratstars May 25, 2017

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

Idiot. Complete idiot.

Tends to try to hide him being angry, with saying “I’m laughing.”

He’s such a Ian. Gross.

by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019

Ian

The type of Mexican who hops the wall and will burn down your house if you not with him

Ian can not be left at home

by Fotball1407 August 8, 2017