Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.

Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”

by Jizzy_Crusader69420 May 2, 2024

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

Highway Queen

When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.

“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said

The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.

“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants

Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!

by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024

Highway Town

A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.

Off the interstate, Eddie found a highway town with an inn and a diner offering 24-hour service.

by Taika Afton July 13, 2022

other side of the highway

A state of ignorance; being uninformed

I’m going out on a limb here to say I bet you do not have any experience with the biology of a brain past that of an amateur, so it sounds as though you may be making assumptions from the other side of the highway. -FB comment in an Evolution interest group

by Wordrunner July 23, 2022

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022