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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024
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highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.
I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?
by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014
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Highway

The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work
Bob:Lets get on the highway
Lisa: NO WAY im not paying to drive on a highway
by Your name and my name October 15, 2017
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Highway Queen

When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.
“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said

The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.

“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants

Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!
by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024
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Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
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The Highway

(N.)

1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc
Ex:

1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.

2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?
by assholemcgee September 30, 2011
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