Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 05, 2021
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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 06, 2020
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teachers ass

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.
by Things that justin says September 17, 2017
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Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader August 03, 2015
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Teacher's pet

Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher
I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet
by No_Quarter_for_them May 06, 2020
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Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”
by TikTok Legend November 05, 2019
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Teacher Hunting

1. When a group of students search the nearby Walmart’s and gas stations for teachers buying/smoking drugs.
2. When a group of students use the way back machine to look at party photos of their teachers from 2008, the pictures are usually found on old Facebook and Instagram pages and contain explicit content.
Person1; “hey did you see that Michael went teacher hunting and found a photo of ms. Smith in a wet teeshirt contest”
Person2; “no way it tops the time we saw mr Williams buying coke in the parking lot of the TJ Max
by Southparksuperfan319 March 14, 2022
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