tennessee meat derby

A large, orgy like, activity of incest. Tennessee meat derbies usually occur in southern family reunions.

Now that we dun got that "meet and greet" stuff outta da way, TIME FUR A TENNESSEE MEAT DERBY, YEEHAWWWW! I call dibs on aunt thelma!

by cletus and johnny October 26, 2012

Tennessee Butt Muffin

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.

Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015

union city tennessee

Jobless shit hole filled with cum swapping transvestites. Nestled in west Tennessee it is the cousin fucking capital of the U.S. .

Thank god I'm not from Union city Tennessee

by cock dragon December 14, 2013

tennessee ice storm

The act of dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on a girl while she orgasms in order to reassert your dominance in the relationship as the only one who gets to enjoy sex.

"Yeah, dude, my girlfriend was really horny the other night so after I got her all worked up I gave her a Tennessee Ice Storm! That shrew should be effectively tamed by now"

by Sooook it! December 10, 2013

tennessee rainy day

When you cum on an umbrella and shove it up the recipients ass.

Horribly disfigured Guy-Dude my ass hurts!

Normal Guy- When you got drunk they tennessee rainy day'ed your ass.....literally!

Horribly disfigured Guy- Wha.........?!?!?!?!?!?!

by The original Dirty Jew December 6, 2010

tennessee wrecking ball

you swing naked, making sure your man meat is face level with the person you intend to hit.

last week, i told my friend to come out on the balcony of my apartment, when got out there, i swung down and gave him a Tennessee wrecking ball.

by cubbles March 24, 2009

East Tennessee Eviction

to forcibly remove someone from their place of residence, illegally and usually with some sort of weapon. Can also be accomplished by repeatedly firing guns outside of windows, etc.

"I think the guy that just moved in has been shooting our dogs and hunting on our land."

"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."

by NoMoreDeadDogs March 1, 2010