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Thomas

Thomas is a fat ass nigga who shows his dick to people that want to date pencil sharpeners most likely named Alex who also sucks dick
Thomas is fat
by Sparkle_Bitch May 17, 2019
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Thomas

The bet guy ever huge penis definitely worth seeing great guy usually secretly gay but he means well he’s sexy and funny
Damn did u see Thomas his dick is HUGE
by Kane2003 May 29, 2018
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Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron
That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."
by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas is a person with a very small buck and usually bully and shit on by Justin trygar and over all a stupid fuck nickel
by Gaynigga95585 January 30, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is a very cute person, a person who’ll most likely brighten up your day, and is a killer with his smile and laugh. His beautiful brown hair and gorgeous brown eyes will always make your day better every time you see him, your heart skips every time you bump into him or see him hanging by. You always try your best to be near him because he’s a genuinely funny guy that makes you actually laugh, but it’s hard for you to tell your feelings to him because a bunch of people like him. Thomas likes to play basketball. He is sometimes bratty but yet super cute and could never make you stop liking him. If you tease him he’d probably turn red. He is the most adorable fricking person ever.
Friend: Hey, whatcha looking at?
Y/N: That hot guy Thomas
Friend: Omg his smile is so beautiful

Y/N: IKR!
by GenuinelyFunny December 4, 2019
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Thomas

by Monkey112boy May 26, 2018
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Thomas

A person who has very small pp.
Ew, you're such a thomas. Suck my pp u pp head
by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020
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