Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
by fitzlad December 22, 2009
Get the Morning Widemug. by lowdoh January 27, 2020
Get the HOOD MORNINGmug. The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016
Get the Morning Marblemug. by Eusebiu May 18, 2020
Get the Bad Morningmug. Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.
by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011
Get the Morning Guiltmug. A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.
These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.
These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.
Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."
by flozz August 23, 2008
Get the Morning Trickmug. Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019
Get the Morning Woodmug.