Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Botch Face

When someone has had so much botox, fillers, injections &/or plastic surgery, that they can't show normal expressions or emotions. Their face has a permanent " stank face" expression on it, with flared nostrils and puffy cheeks.

What's going on with Kylie Jenners cheeks? Looks like too much filled or botox or something.

Nah. It's just resting botch face. The Kardashians all have it too.

by KattheBrat July 12, 2023

rest

something you need. just do it

get some rest, man

by dofm oefkledkcok May 18, 2023

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Rest

Means chill or calm down. Sometimes can be used as a rejection, or when you want to withhold information

1. "I think I'm in love with you" "oan, rest"

2. "I heard your yabie is hot" "rest"

by Soulfi September 2, 2022