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Bush Mountain

(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.
Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)
by VMcG May 31, 2011
mugGet the Bush Mountainmug.

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
mugGet the Trouser Mountainmug.

Fuck Mountain

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Mountainmug.

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.
Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.
by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013
mugGet the Mountain of weedmug.

Mountain Lion

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar
Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.
by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021
mugGet the Mountain Lionmug.

mountain downing

A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.
Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard

1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing
by adjectivesnoonoo January 28, 2018
mugGet the mountain downingmug.

The Mountain Piece

Where the dude is fucking a hoe (either hole) while that hoe is fucking another hoe with a strap-on (vertical fucking, like a mountain)
Dude the other night I had Becky and Crissie over , we got wasted and did the mountain piece
by Totallyfrat November 17, 2016
mugGet the The Mountain Piecemug.

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