Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

Lord Bud

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.

Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.

by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011

Win Lord

title given to a person who consistently wins in life!

Ie a WINNER

Mate do you know patrick gorman?

yeah i met him the other night he is an actual win lord...

by mpjgorman January 9, 2012

Lord Subwoofarman

A legendary Polish Emperor in 3000 BCE who is said to have killed the Three Golden Gods before mysteriously dissapearing forever when embarking on the quest of Dark Ice.

Lord Subwoofarman is an Emperor from European legends.

by Historianofame July 21, 2009

game lord

A person whom is above everyone in the playa world. The king of "the Game"

" We pray to the game lord"

by Antge October 12, 2006

J Lord

A new term for Brown Nonce

Did you see that J Lord walk by

Damn you’re a fucking J Lord

by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019