hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Jimmy Hands

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University

Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*

by KaylaWayla April 11, 2012

Hand Dolly

A slang term for a soothing hand gesture taking place around a penis, in which the penis is stroked quickly until ejaculation.

Also known as a handjob.

Hey have you seen Jonus and Michelle anywhere?

Yeah, they're in the back room. I wouldn't go back there though, she's giving him a quick hand dolly before we leave.

Yeah, I'll stay away from that.

by Sasha Collins July 15, 2011

Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.

Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.

by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005