Tab Smack

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick. Grew in popularity in certain areas of NJ after it happening to a girl Tabatha.

Person 1: Yo, this girl keeps buggin the sh-t outta me
Person 2: F-ck it, next time you see her tab smack that bitch, i bet that'll get her to leave you alone.

by TR420 July 6, 2009

TABS

Talent
Acclaim
Beauty
Success

Gaga's new song topped itunes. TABS
Rihanna has 14 #1s and is the best selling digital artist off the 21s century. TABS

by Koko96 September 27, 2018

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018

TAB

One with excessively large calves (not synonymous with cankles calf ankles).

Meghan: Yo, that is a TAB!

Lucille: What?
Meghan: Oh, you know? A Turkey A$$ B*tch!

by Dr. Gobbledick McTurkey March 31, 2023

Mad Tab

An unusually strong, and often long-lasting, hit of LSD.

hey, why wont dave come out of the closet? Hes been in there for 3 hours singing to himself. RE: no worries, hes just on a mad tab.

by donkey more ass February 22, 2011

tab time

derives from - Tab (cigarette in newcastle upon tyne )

a period of time in which the individual smokes a cigarette

also available as allocated time in an individual's day in which to smoke a tab

eyy, yous goin outside for tab time?
yeah areet i'll 'ave a smoke

by welovelewiscapaldi August 3, 2019

tab

Typical Australian Bum. See Yobbo

Look at that TAB with the forest for her garden, and no sence in fashion, look at her withthe 100 kids!

by unknown November 8, 2003