The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
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