A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
by tampon420 May 17, 2016
Get the Squat Mattressmug. An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.
“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”
by Dangly Dicks March 28, 2022
Get the squat stinkmug. Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.
Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."
Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005
Get the Vogel Squatmug. by bender j fry August 10, 2018
Get the pop a squatmug. James was shocked to find his privates marinated in Judy's squat sauce during an intimate lovemaking session.
by crazybaby83 December 19, 2008
Get the squat saucemug. by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003
Get the jack squatmug. by christophorus September 3, 2010
Get the squat-cockingmug.