Sperm Demon

something you call a white person

"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."

by sasorii July 20, 2021

sky-sperm

the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.

Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!

by cavepig April 18, 2009

Sperm Knowledge

excess knowledge

Cliff Claven from Cheers has a ton of sperm knowledge.

by Words From The People March 8, 2014

sperm chugger

a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.

Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger

by urban beast May 5, 2011

Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke

by That guy you know from school April 30, 2014

Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.

That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!

by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018

Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012